A Child’s First Book of Trump is aimed at adults, says author, but could be read to children ‘if they don’t scare easily’
If you’re at a loss to explain the phenomenon that is Donald Trump to your children, help may be at hand – from A Child’s First Book of Trump, published this week.
US comedian and writer Michael Ian Black has written the book, published by Simon and Schuster, and although the 32-page picture book is released under the publisher’s Books for Young Readers imprint, it’s more likely to appeal to adults, says the author.
The beasty is called an American Trump
Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump;
Its fur so complex, you might get enveloped.
Its hands are, sadly, underdeveloped.
And where does it live? On flat-screen TVs!
It rushes toward every camera it sees.
It thrives in the most contentious conditions
And excretes the most appalling emissions.
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