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Blue Peter star beats top authors to Bad sex award nomination

Written By Unknown on Thursday, November 17, 2016 | 7:43 AM

Ian McEwan and Jonathan Safran Foer get honorary mentions, but are left off final shortlist for novels by authors including Tom Connolly, Gayle Forman and former kids’ TV presenter Janet Ellis

Morrissey won it last year for referencing the “pained frenzy” of a “bulbous salutation”; Giles Coren triumphed with an extraordinary simile which had a male character’s genitalia “leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath”. The Bad sex in fiction award, that least desirable of literary prizes, is back, and this year former Blue Peter presenter Janet Ellis is in the running for the dubious honour.

The Literary Review, which set up the prize 23 years ago, announced this morning that Ellis’s debut novel The Butcher’s Hook, a dark, twisted story of a girl in 18th-century London, was one of six contenders for the award for “the most egregious passage of sexual description in a work of fiction”. Ellis, who presented Blue Peter in the 1980s, drew praise for the debut when it was published – “a cross between Fanny Burney’s Evelina and US crime drama Dexter,” found the Observer. But the panel of five judges at the Literary Review singled it out for a surprisingly agricultural passage in which Ellis’s heroine Anne consummates her passion for butcher’s apprentice Fub.

“‘Anne,’ he says, stopping and looking down at me. I am pinned like wet washing with his peg. ‘Till now, I thought the sweetest sound I could ever hear was cows chewing grass. But this is better.’ He sways and we listen to the soft suck at the exact place we meet. Then I move and put all thoughts of livestock out of his head.”

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