Is Mark Zuckerberg actually a lizard? | David Sutton

That’s the question the Facebook boss was asked last week – and given that George W Bush and Simon Cowell are reptilian aliens (allegedly), why shouldn’t he be?

When Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg hosted a livestreamed Q&A earlier this week, he was probably expecting questions about emergent tech and online entrepreneurism rather than someone asking whether he was, in fact, a shape-shifting alien reptile.

“Mark, are the allegations true that you’re secretly a lizard?” Zuckerberg read aloud, before replying in the negative and declaring the question “very silly”. Well, he would say that, wouldn’t he?

I have seen the Queen sacrifice people and eat their flesh … When she shape-shifts she has a long reptile face

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