The Odyssey: In My Own Words (Part 2)

Circe: Sleep with me. I'm a witch-goddess.



Odysseus: Yeah. I like your singing voice. Listen--



Circe: I knew it.



Odysseus: I haven't said anything.



Circe: I knew you'd bring it up.



Odysseus: You turned my men into pigs!



Circe: Are you mad?



Odysseus: Yeah, I'm mad! And I have a hard time getting it up knowing that half my fleet has been turned into livestock.



Circe: Do you, though? Have a hard time--



Odysseus: No, I'm actually... pretty turned on right now.



Circe: Mmmkay, let's f*** in my goddess-witch bed and sort out the pig thing later.



Odysseus: OK, but, for the record, when you feed me afterward, I'm gonna be pretty stressed and unable to eat.



Circe: Will you, though?



Odysseus: No, I'll probably be pretty hungry.